I'm sitting in my living room. And it's dark.
I'm looking out the window. And it's dark.
Even with the light on. It's dark.
I'm going to get up and make hot chocolate. It's still dark.
I'm back from making hot chocolate. It got darker.
I'm looking at the hot chocolate. It's dark, so I can't see it that well.
Someone just texted me. Hey look! Light!
I texted him back. My phone went black.
It's dark again.
End.
Hello there friends.
Well, blogging for Writing Styles for the Media is done. But you know what?? Imma keep going. I like it. And I have something to write about today! Not just babbling about nonsense to get the right amount of blogs for the week. And the topic for today is.......the Forever Lazy!
Oh. My. God.
Remember when the Snuggie first came out?? I thought it was a joke! What's the big deal about a blanket with sleeves? Normal blankets work just fine! But apparently, society fell for the media's tricks. Either that, or they wanted to buy it because it was so stupid. Kind of like how some movies are so stupid, they're funny.
Is this some kind of new advertising technique?
Those bastards...
Anways, the point is, the Snuggie was the big thing. Now, they came out with the Forever Lazy. THE stupidest thing I've ever seen. Oh, I'm sorry, I mean, the most brilliant invention of the season. And I'm sure everyone will love it. Just look at it!
You can even unzip your buttocks area for when nature calls!
If this isn't a winner. I don't know what is...
